Toilet Poems (Sajak Tandas) 18pl

Excellent Toilet Poems by not so famous poets

A budding poet trying his best... 

Here I lie in stinky vapor, 
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, 
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger. 


Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted 
Tried to sh*t
But only farted


Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And sh*t my pants!


Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets. 
I came here
To sh*t and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.


There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to sh*t and stink, 
But I come here to juggle my baseballs , 
And read the bullshit on the walls...


Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space....... 
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Fire Department wants you. 


Ministry of Environment advertisement. 
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please 


On the inside of a toilet door: 
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

  - see you in the next toilet…ha ha..